Are you looking for something a little less tacky than your average garden gnome, to brighten up your back garden? Well, we can confidently tell you that your search is over, because we've found just the item for you! 

We understand that this The Butcher Garden Gnome is still of rather questionable taste, but he is a lot more interesting to look at than your bog standard garden ornament! As you can see, he's just finished beheading a Flamingo. Probably because this psychotic little fella didn't want any challenge to his reign of garden terror!


If you're interested in brining home this novelty gnome, you'll be happy to find out that it's our deal of the week, and is now just £14.99! That's £10 off the original price, what a bargain!

So, if you're looking for a bloody twist on the conventional lawn gnome, or if you're just looking for something to give your aunt a fright this Christmas, this gnome is perfect for anyone with a truly sick sense of humour! 
It's Sure to raise a few eyebrows at your next garden party....



Yesterday marked 15 years since the release of The Grinch movie; feel old yet? This adaptation of Dr. Suess' classic tale, tells the story of a grumpy, green guy who decides to ruin Chritmas for everyone, but learns the error of his ways when he is given a taste of human kindness. 

Seeing as we all know someone who isn't as keen on the Christmas cheer that surrounds us at this time of year, we thought we would give you a gift guide that might help you put a smile on their faces. 

Full Wine Bottle Glass

For people who love Christmas, the season of joy and good will can’t come quick enough, but always seems to whiz by too soon. For people who aren't so keen it seems to drag by, leaving them to sulk in the corner only to appear every so often to ask in earnest; ‘Is it over yet?’ Thanks to this genius full bottle glass, the Scrooge in your life can drown their sorrows without having to share their plonk with any merry souls… 


wine bottle glass

Gnome Range

These hilarious gnomes make perfect gifts for your rude, crude and cynical friends and family. Taking innocent, jolly garden gnomes and transforming them into twisted parodies, these ornaments are certainly not for the easily offended.


funny garden gnomes

T**t Mug

Whether this statement is imposed or self-proclaimed, it certainly makes a fitting gift for all the miserable gits you know.

offensive mug
Buy here.


Poo Emoji Pillow

Have you ever asked a person who is anti-Christmas what they would like for Christmas? Have they then responded with any of the following statements: ‘I don’t want s**t all!’, ‘Christmas is Bulls**t’ ‘I don’t know, any old crap’ and so on… Well now you have the perfect response, in the form of this Happy Poo emoji pillow. Subtly suggest that they cheer up, while also fulfilling their request in a creative way.

poo emoji pillow 

Petron Stealth Archery Set

Some people hate Christmas so much, it makes them want to wipe the smiles off the faces of all those happy, Christmas-loving idiots. Now these people can take out all of their frustrations without causing any serious harm, with this Petron Archery Set. Perfect for: silencing carol singers, target practice with pictures of Santa Claus. 

archery set

There you have it, our not-so-cheerful Christmas gift guide. If you're looking for some offensive, funny, alternative Christmas cards, check out these.
Today Steve Jobs will be released in UK cinemas, something we're all pretty excited about here at Gadget Inspector. As we like to keep our gift guides nice and topical, we thought today would be an ideal time to hit you with our top phone-related gadgets and gifts, enjoy! 

3 in 1 Energy Tube

We all love a multi-use product, and this one is perfect for the colder months. Not only does it work as an emergency iPhone charger, it also has a torch and hand warmer function too! This would come in super handy for digging out your keys on cold dark nights, or keeping you nice and toasty if you've left your gloves at home.
multi use phone charger


iPhone 5 Dual Sim Card Case

This phone case is ideal for businesspeople who want to keep their work and personal contacts separate, allowing you to flick between the two at the click of a button. This really saves the hassle of manually switching sims or having two phones, making life much easier for people with a sizeable contacts list.

dual sim phone case

KEEEP Smart Phone Holder & Stand

This clever little gadget is great for all my fellow clumsy chums! We all know a person that is prone to sporting a cracked phone screen, so this would work perfectly as a useful and humorous gift for them. The holder sticks to the back of your phone without leaving any marks, allowing you to slip your fingers through the loops for advanced grip. The loops also double as a stand for you phone, allowing you to prop it up and use hands-free! 


smart phone holder

The Wedge: Smartphone Holder

Flicking thorough ebooks and social media on your phone should be easy, but we all know that this is not the case. Trying to find a comfortable chill-out position can be a pain, not to mention the awkward hand-ache you get from trying to hold your phone at the right angle. This nifty little pyramid is like a pillow for your smartphone, allowing you to prop it up and flick through articles and videos with total ease and comfort.

smart phone stand


Touch Screen Gloves

One disadvantage of the smartphone becomes incredibly clear during the cold winter months, as you struggle to pull off your gloves off just to answer a call or reply to a text, longing for the simple days when the buttons on your portable brick went unaffected by your hands being covered. These Touch Screen Gloves come in two colours, and allow you to use your smartphone without exposing your hands to the frosty conditions. 

smartphone gloves

Marvel Phone Cases

These awesome Marvel iPhone 5 cases are essential for any fans of the superhero films and comics, and come in 5 cool, retro designs! With Captain America, the Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Spider Man and X-Men to choose from, you're sure to find a character that you love!

marvel phone cases

To see our full range of awesome phone accessories and gadgets, click here
Teenagers are notoriously hard to buy for, so to give you a helping hand this Christmas, we've written you a little gift guide to help you get that perfect gift for the teenager (or, heaven forbid, teenagers) in your life.  
£9.99

Teenagers are always on their mobile phones these days - whether they're tweeting or messaging their friends, they never put them down! If they're all fingers and thumbs when typing, there's no better solution than this touch screen stylus. Simply connect it to the headphone socket and you'll be good to go.

The stylus is connected to an elastic cord, so the user can reach any part of their screen with ease. The Pad Writer works with all touch screen devices.
£7.99

What better gift is there for a teenager than a Beer Pong Kit? (Assuming, of course, that the teenager in question is aged 18 years or above.) All their future parties or gatherings will become far more entertaining with this gift - the only thing that isn't included is, sadly, the beer!

£9.99

Teenagers are always taking selfies these days, so help them take the perfect selfie with this IGGI Pocket Selfie Stick. Sadly, human arms aren't always long enough to get that perfect angle, and this is why a selfie stick is the perfect gift for any teenager. They'll now be able to get everyone in for the perfect group photo! 

£7.99

Teenagers everywhere are now using emojis - they're the perfect way to communicate how you're feeling without using any words. Well, now their favourite emojis have come to life in the form these super-comfy plush pillows! They're great for decorating the bedroom or snuggling up with when watching a film. We guarantee your teenager will love these!  
£12.00

Finally, your teen will be more than happy this Christmas if they receive one of our Happy Cables! These charger cables are colourful, fun, and at 1 metre long, extremely handy. So whether they're plugged into the laptop or into the socket, your teenagers will no longer have to deal with a dead battery!

Click here for more great gift ideas.
We at Gadget Inspector know how hard it is to choose the right gift in time for the 25th of December. So, with Christmas now just around the corner, we thought we'd put together a gift guide to help you choose the perfect gifts for the little ones in your life!

£39.99 each

If your kids loved the Minions or Despicable Me films, they'll love these Inflatable Remote Control Talking Minions just as much! The cute, squishy minion is really easy to control and even easier to inflate. It can move in any direction and spin 360 degrees; it even plays 12 original sound effects in an authentic minion voice! It's the perfect gift for any child, although we're fully grown adults and we love playing with him as well. 


£39.99 each

From a galaxy far, far away comes everyone's favourite Star Wars characters in the form of the cute inflatable RC toys. Your little ones will love going on intergalactic adventures with their new inflatable companion; each inflatable comes with its own original sound effects and can move in any direction. They can also spin 360 degrees and can be operated indoors and out, so the adventures can be taken anywhere!


Chunky Wooden Puzzles (4 to choose from)
£2.75 each 

These chunky wooden puzzles are the perfect way to get your children's cogs turning. They may look simple at first but we assure you that they can be quite tricky! They come in small packages, which means they are the perfect stocking fillers. If you're after something that will keep both kids and adults entertained for hours this Christmas then our chunky wooden puzzles are perfect! 


£12.99

Are your children constantly pestering you about getting a pet? Then this Robo Fish is a must-buy! Place your lifelike fish into a bowl of water and watch as the Robo Fish activates and starts moving! It's a great alternative to a pet because you don't have to worry about feeding or cleaning it! It also come with a decorative castle and coral for your fish bowl.


Space Rail Level 3
£29.99

You and the kids will have hours of fun with this glow in the dark rollercoaster! It's really easy to build, and once it's up and running, simply place the steel balls at the start and watch them whiz around the track. At the end of their fun-filled journey, there's a battery powered elevator that automatically returns the heroic steel balls to the start of the track for another ride! It's fun for the whole family!

Executive Desk Toys: Play the Day Away!

Whether you're a lowly intern or a high-flying executive, Gadget Inspector's desk toys are perfect for passing the time!

Desktop skittles

Even if your job isn't particularly stressful, it's sure to have its moments of excruciating boredom. But there's no reason why the office should be a fun-free zone, and with the help of our awesome executive toys, it's easy to entertain yourself without ever leaving your desk!

Desktop shooting gameSo, then - how will you while away YOUR day?

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We had our fair share of fun over the Christmas break, but now it's time for us to get back to reality and back to work. Faced with the daunting task of endlessly hearing the same question of  "Good Christmas?", and giving the same drab reply on auto-repeat, it's already feeling like a bit too much to deal with this soon after the holidays! 

To cheer you all up, we thought we'd share some of our brilliant office gadgets, which are all sure to brighten up your workplace!


Just £8.50 

It's a stapler, shaped like a bunny rabbit! Surely you can't get more cheerful than that? This adorable stapler is the cutest desktop accessory in all the land, and is guaranteed to make stapling be the most enjoyable part of the day! 



Just £4.99 

It's the first day back and you're guaranteed to make some mistakes, so what better way to correct them than with this set of Novelty Rubbers! Whether zombies or soldiers are more your thing, these characterful erasers are sure to bring some fun to your stationary selection.


Just £8.00 

If you turned over a new leaf during the Christmas break and decided you want a nice clean desk to start the new year with, then this Genius Paperclip Holder is perfect for you! Save yourself the torture of having paper clips all over your desk, just stick them on Albert's head instead!



Just £9.99 

There is always one person (or a dozen) in the office who likes a good moan, but at this time of year you really don't need any more negativity. This Complaint Department Grenade Ornament is the perfect gift for to put them in line, and is guaranteed to get a few chuckles around in the office.




Just £4.99

After having so much fun during your Christmas break, you're bound to be slightly miffed about getting back to your regular nine to five! If that's the case, then why not brighten up your mood with one of our desktop game sets? After a few heated sessions of our desktop games you may even completely forget that you're back in work, so just remember to finish off your tasks by the end of the day! 


Just £14.99 

The mess from your lunch break stands no chance against this mini R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum! It's the perfect way to indulge your inner big kid, whilst also honouring your promise to keep your desk tidy!

 

Just £4.99 

These Desktop Standees are the perfect accessories to brighten your desk and add a little humour to your workspace! We realize that it's not quite like having a real office minion, but it's most certainly the next best thing (unless you plan on selecting a not-so-lucky employee to participate in spot of fancy dress!)

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If you're planning to see the New Year in by throwing an awesome party, you're going to need party supplies! We know how stressful it can be to try and organise a party, and with Christmas just gone, the last thing you want to be doing is adding more stress to your life. So, we're here to the rescue! We've listed out top party essentials that is guaranteed to make your party the best party of the year! 

From £1.60 

These Solo cups are the ultimate party cups! There is no other way to drink your alcoholic beverage of your choice than from one of these! You've seen these party cups countless times on American teen movies, and those parties always look the awesome and we it's all down to these bad boys! Prices start for from just £1.60 for a pack of 10, so they're really affordable to! 


From £1.75 

Of course Solo cups aren't the only party cups your guests can drink from, and if your'e planning on serving up some Jagerbombs at your NYE party, these Jagerbomb bomber cups are essential! It's not really a party until someone has a Jagerbomb! Get ready to drop one last bomb before the big countdown!



From £1.25 

It's guaranteed that people will bring plenty of booze to your party, but all of those bottles will go to waste if you've got no way to open them. You'll need a bottle opener at the very least, but if you want something special, we have a large range of novelty bottle openers! From Star Wars to Batman, you're guaranteed to find the bottle opener that's right for you! 
from £7.99 

Now it isn't a party until you start playing Beer Pong! We have a variety of Beer Pong Sets, each with a different twist to the game. There is no better way to bring everyone together and have fun than Beer pong! 



from £11.99 

Theres no better way to countdown the hours to midnight than playing a couple of  drinking games! And we have a few great Drinking games that are guaranteed to get everyone drunk and enjoying themselves! 

Click here to view our other Party Essentials.
As Christmas is very nearly here, we though we would share some fun festive trivia to keep you all entertained!

Toilet Brush Tree

Fake Christmas Trees date back to 1886, and were made in London from green raffia, which was more commonly used to make grass hula skirts. Other early versions were made from dyed goose feathers, and bristles more traditionally used to create toilet brushes!

Banana Christmas Trees

In the absence of the traditional fir tree, Christians in India celebrate by decorating banana and mango trees instead!

KFC for Christmas?

In Japan, KFC has become an important part of the Christmas tradition, with five to ten times the normal sales being made over the festive season!

Gifts in Shoes?

We're all familiar with the famous Christmas stocking, but in the Philippines, they have slightly different version on this tradition. Children leave their polished shoes and freshly washed socks on the window sill, for the Three Kings to leave presents in as they pass through the house at night.

This Nativity Stinks! 

In Catalonia, a figure called 'Caganer' is included in their nativity scenes, which displays the form of a defecating man!

Pick the Pickle

In the United States, families hide a pickle decoration somewhere on the Christmas tree, for family members to hunt out. The first person to find it is usually rewarded with a small gift, and is said to have good fortune for the following year. Although this tradition was originally thought to have originated in Germany, people now believe it to be wholly American Christmas idea.  

'Hark the Herald (silence)'

There is no mention of angels singing anywhere in the Bible, which means that your entire childhood nativity memories were all a lie!

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Everyone loves this little, green, lightsaber wielding Jedi master, and now you can have him for your own! Go on a range of intergalactic adventures from the comfort of your own home, with this RC Inflatable Yoda Pump and Play.

Once he is inflated and clipped into the drive unit, take the easy-to-use handset and drive Yoda forwards, backwards and in any direction you like, with the 360 degree turn function. He'll operate indoors and out, so the adventures can be taken with you wherever you go. Best of all, is the fact that he comes with 11 original sound effects from the films, so you can pretend that you really do have the famous Jedi master by your side.


At this point, you're probably wondering how you can get your hands on the this incredible toy. Well, you'll be happy to know that this RC Inflatable Yoda Pump and Play is this weeks deal of the week and it can be yours for just £34.99

So, if you're looking to grab that perfect gift before it's too late, then you'd better snap up this amazing deal while you still can! It'll have both the adults and children fighting over who's turn is it to play on it next..

Click here to check out our other Star Wars inflatables! 
The Force Awakens is finally heeere! Seeing as we're all as pumped as you are, we thought we'd take a break from the Christmas posts today, to bring you one about our awesome Star Wars gifts and gadgets!

R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum 

This little guy may not be able to project holographic messages, but he can keep your desk nice and tidy. This mini version of everyone's favourite droid has a USB-powered vacuum to suck up all the crumbs and dust from your desk, while also being a cute little companion for your work station.
R2-D2 Desktop Vacuum

Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener 

Forget dull, practical presents, that really isn't our style here at Gadget Inspector. Instead, we like to provide you with useful products that also look awesome, which is certainly true of this Millennium Falcon bottle opener! Depicting all the features of Han's famous ship in a sleek 2D design, this keyring is a unique and subtle way to incorporate your love of the franchise into your everyday life. You'll certainly want to be first on the case at parties when someone asks for a bottle opener when you have this on your keys! 
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener

Yoda RC Pump and Play

Ever wanted your very own Jedi Master? Well, this is probably the closest thing you'll get! This awesome inflatable RC depicts the iconic, little green, lightsaber wielding Jedi, and comes with 11 original sounds from the films! Sounds just like the real thing, it does, talk just like Yoda it will. 

yoda rc pump and play

Star Wars 3D Model Kit (Tie Fighter II)

If you're a bit crafty and fancy trying your hand at making your very own models to display in your home, then why not try putting together this incredibly intricate Tie Fighter II kit? With a sleek metallic finish, if you take your time and put it together properly, the end result should be a great addition to your Star Wars memorabilia collection! To see our full selection, click here.
star wars 3D model kit

BB8 RC Pump and Play

We're all ready and willing to love this adorable little droid, even though we haven't even seen the film yet! With the ability to spin 360 degrees and with 14 original sound effects, this little RC companion is almost as good as the real thing! He's super easy to inflate and let down, so you can always put him away neatly once you're done (not that we think you'll want to). 
bb8 inflatable rc
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