Let's hear it for slobs, everbody! We all know one, and if you somehow don't have a lazy-yet-lovable oaf in your life, then frankly, you're missing out. If nothing else, having a slobby friend serves to make you feel much better about yourself.
Now, as we may already have mentioned a couple of times, Christmas is just around the corner - this means that you need gifts for all the people you hold dear, and your favourite slob is no exception. Here are 3 great gift ideas that are sure to put a smile on the face of whichever slob you're buying for:
If there's one thing that slobs really hate, it's getting up. Whether they're lying in bed or sat on the sofa, slobs despise anything that forces them to, y'know, move.
That's why the Bladez Transporter is such an awesome slob gift. It has a little winch attached to it, which means that your slob can pilot the helicopter across the room, pick up whatever it is they need*, and fly it back across the room without even getting up. Perfect!
*As long as the item in question weighs 10g or less and has something that the winch can latch onto.
Slobs crave comfort above all else, and now that winter is on its way, your #1 slob is going to find it more and more difficult to get snug 'n' cosy. Why not lend a hand by giving them one of our festive onesies? One reviewer called her onesie "the comfiest thing I own" - that's a recommendation if ever we heard one!
Bonus slob points if your slob can go the entire holiday season without taking the onesie off.
Even the world's leading slobs have to get out of bed occasionally. At this time of year, though, leaving the bed is easier said than done - the duvet is so warm, and everything else is so cold...
That's where Clocky comes in. He's the alarm clock that won't take 'no' for an answer, and if you dare to press 'Snooze', he'll go utterly bananas, running away from you and beeping madly until you have no choice but to jump out of bed and chase him around the room. An extreme measure, perhaps, but depending on just how slobby your friend is, it may be the only measure that works!