These days, people put almost as much thought into their choice of iPhone case as they put into their choice of network. Heck, some people put even more thought into the case: "Vodafone? Whatever mate, just as long as I can get a case that makes it look like a VW campervan."
There are all kinds of awesome iPhone cases on the market nowadays, but beware - there are some truly horrendous ones out there too. Here are some of the worst we've seen:
Chunky Retro iPhone Case
You know how mobile phones get smaller and smaller every year? Extremely clever people have spent their lives trying to make all that technology fit in your pocket - imagine how those people must feel when you put your slim 'n' sexy iPhone in one of these monstrosities. You're basically telling them that all the work they've done since 1985 was a big waste of time.
Hand iPhone Case
What on Earth was the thinking behind this? 'It'll feel like you're holding your lover's hand while you're on the phone'? Nope, sorry - it'll feel like you're holding a severed hand, and that's just creepy. It's like something out of The Addams Family.
Nose-Picking iPhone Case
Cripes. It's bad enough that someone thought a case with a nose on it would be a good idea, but the promotional imagery makes it clear that you're supposed to hold it in a very particular way. Gross.
Breast iPhone Case
Oh, and if you thought that the nostrils and the severed hand were a bit too tasteful, here's an iPhone case that's shaped like a single boob! Can we just agree that iPhone cases should never be modelled on human body parts?
Giant Isopod iPhone Case
You'd never pick up the phone again, would you?
Bathing Woman iPhone Case
Do people actually find this sort of thing arousing? Why can't they just type naughty words into Google Images like the rest of us?
Bulletproof iPhone Case
"What case have you got for your phone?"
"Oh, I've got this awesome bulletproof case."
"Why? Have people been trying to shoot your iPhone?"
"No, but it means that I can drop it and it won't break."
"Where is it?"
"I had to leave it at home because the case was too heavy."
"You're an idiot and we are no longer friends."
That Thing from Your Nightmares
Lobster Phone iPhone Case
Oh look, a reference to surreal artist Salvador Dali! Allegedly with an iPhone buried somewhere inside it! If there's one thing worse than idiocy, it's pretentious idiocy.
Switchblade iPhone Case
A great accessory for the stylish, 21st-century gang member, this is probably the only case on this list that could actually get you arrested. Unless the police think that the severed hand case is actually, well, a severed hand.
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