If you're a fan of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, you'll already know how important it is to stay classy. Christmas, with all the chocolate and gravy and booze, is a pretty dangerous time for a person's dignity - it's that one time of the year when classiness is really at premium.
With this in mind, here are five top tips for keeping your Christmas classy on a level that Ron Burgundy himself would be proud of. Scroll to the bottom for an awesome Anchorman-themed offer!
- Suit up! Whether you're young or old, male or female, a fitted suit always looks good, and Christmastime is no exception. Still, it is a special time of year, so why not go for a nice festive design like this one?
- Give more than you expect to receive. The classiest way to do Christmas? Stop thinking about your own loot and really go big on everybody else's gifts. Remember: it's a time for giving, not receiving!
- Don't act like you're not impressed. Similarly, when you're opening your own presents, let the people around you know that their gifts are appreciated. Make them feel good about their efforts (even if the gift itself is kind of naff - remember, it's the thought that counts!)
- Go easy on the booze. We all like a nice scotchy scotch scotch - particularly during the holiday season - but it's important to know your limit. Once you've got achieved that warm Yuletide glow, you might want to think about reining it in; after all, it'd be a shame to throw up the best meal of the year. Speaking of which...
- Eat the whole wheel of cheese. The rule of moderation doesn't apply to Christmas dinner as it does to Christmas drinks. Somebody put a whole lot of work into that roast dinner, so be sure to show your appreciation by eating until you look like a blueberry.
Now, we like to practice the generosity that we preach, and we did promise you guys an Anchorman-themed offer back up at the beginning of this blog, so here:
That is an official
Anchorman moustache and wallet set. It usually costs
£14.99, but if you enter the code STAYCLASSY at the checkout, you'll get it for just
£13.99. As part of a completely separate deal, you'll also get a FREE
blink time watch - we bet Ron Burgundy would have worn one of those, too, had they been around in the '70s.
Remember - enter the code 'STAYCLASSY' at the checkout for your £1 discount!
